Juicy and Tender

While eating dinner the other night, Ramen dog was lying there in his usual "I'm so miserable" way. Nerdstar told him that very soon he'd have a new playmate that was - and I quote "juicy and tender."

I let that sink in and then told her she'd basically just told Ramen that Noah Maxx was a nice steak we'd be bringing home for him.

Today we were still laughing about it and I finally asked just what she meant by juicy. She said it had to do with him being all drooling and leaky.